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			<title><![CDATA[ me panto pics x ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font color="#FF0000" size="5">hi ya all been real hard past few weeks, now all done and we all having a well earned break, though writing continues for next
years summer show &quot; Just a dream&quot; and of course &quot; Cinderella&quot;.. these are some of the final pics and we also made dvds so if i can upload
them i will show a few clips........ we all gave out Oscars lol to the cast and was great fun, happy xmas to you all. xx
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<img... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ There's A Reason For The "Dad Dance" ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ We all know about the embarrassing &quot;Dad Dance&quot; that men tend to do at their offsprings&#39; parties, right? In fcat, my husband and brother-in-law
have been practising theirs in preparation for my niece&#39;s 18th birthday party since she was born. According to a recent study, it is all down to evolution
- middle-aged men dancing badly is a reflection of their reduced testosterone designed to repel younger women <img... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ i think my pc is dying ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ i have scanned it with everything under the sun and used every fixer upper i can find..its so slow now ..it makes everything on line so frustrating...anyone
any ideas?? ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Quantas Humour ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><span lang="EN">After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a &#39;Gripe Sheet&#39; which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the Gripe Sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said
that ground crews lack a sense of  humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas&#39; pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions
recorded (marked with an S)... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:05:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Remember this at Christmas ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers
at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
<br>
<br>
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa&#39;s
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
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<br>
We should&#39;ve... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ MERRY CHRISTMAS ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p align="center"><img class="media" id="fullSizedImage" style="WIDTH: 368px; HEIGHT: 400px" alt="christmas-merry1.gif image by wafpaf" src="http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg294/wafpaf/glitter/christmas-merry/christmas-merry1.gif">
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Oh sorry...I guess I&#39;m a little early. <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"></p> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:42:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ New Diet! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Saw a wall plaque yesterday that I thought amusing (made me think of Sonic <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image">) :
<br>
&quot;I&#39;m on the gin and tonic diet. So far I&#39;ve lost two days.&quot;
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<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Yay! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I have two stars! 
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<img height="31" src="http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/GoldenGem_01/joy.gif" width="100" alt="image">

<p><br></p><img height="31" src="http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/GoldenGem_01/joy.gif" width="100" alt="image">

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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:39:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Text puts me to sleep ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Happy Yule Sonic!
<br>
Bad Tattoo
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<embed src="http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=9693506-ff3" width="335" height="28" name="divplaylist" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" allowScriptAccess="never" ></embed>
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Are you Gonna Stop The White Xmas ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:38:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Meet Buddy: He's a Miracle ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <h1 class="head">Family Dog Survives 98 Days on Deserted New Jersey Island</h1>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:19:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The UK Rocks - Stunning Photos ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The British Geological Survey (BGS) has thrown open its image library. It is now searchable and free to use for non-commercial purposes. Click <a target="_blank" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/8398477.stm">here</a> for some little crackers ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Mr. Trenchcoat! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ How are you doing? I hope you are being good and planning to leave Santa some cookies this year or you could be in trouble. <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/smile.gif" alt="image"> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:51:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ How is your weather? Are you having a white Christmas and have you ever experienced one? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ We&#39;re so in deep with snow right now, it&#39;s not even funny. I&#39;m heading out the door to shovel the walks once again for about the 7th time in three
days. I love every bit of it though. Good thing I&#39;m a winter child at heart. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ 12 days of Christmas - the true story ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A friend shared this Youtube with me and I just gots to pass it on.
<br>
Sorry, I&#39;m too much of a klutz to do an embedded audio, follow the link if you want to hear &quot;Father Jack&quot; doing a funny.
<br>
<br>
<a title="" target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQkF7fpw-wI">Twelve Days audio</a>
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Enjoy!
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:17:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ How To Cook A Turkey ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 3" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; COLOR: #191717; FONT-SIZE: 12.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Georgia; mso-bidi-font-family: Georgia"><span style="mso-list: Ignore">1.<span style="FONT: 7pt &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;">     </span></span></span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; COLOR: #191717; FONT-SIZE: 12.5pt">Go buy a turkey
<br></span> <span... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:17:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Silly People ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ ONE
<br>
Recently, when I went to McDonald&#39;s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
&#39;We don&#39;t have half dozen nuggets,&#39; said the teenager at the counter. &#39;You don&#39;t?&#39; I replied. &#39;We only have six, nine, or
twelve,&#39; was the reply. &#39;So I can&#39;t order half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?&#39; &#39;That&#39;s right.&#39; So I shook my head and ordered
six McNuggets... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:58:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ This moved me to tears...please take some time and watch it. ]]></title>
			<link>http://simplyfriends.yuku.com/topic/9811/t/This-moved-me-to-tears-please-take-some-time-and-watch-it-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <span><embed height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Vf6zgxle-g&amp;hl=en_US&fs=1&" allowScriptAccess="never" ></embed></span> <span id="temp-1"><span><span id="temp-0"></span></span></span> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:10:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ a new home ]]></title>
			<link>http://simplyfriends.yuku.com/topic/9809/t/a-new-home.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <font color="#FF0000" size="4">A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..
<br>
<br>
There was a sign on the cage that said $20.00.
<br>
<br>
&quot;Why so little,&quot; she asked the pet store owner.
<br>
<br>
The owner looked at her and said, &quot;Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty
vulgar stuff.&quot;
<br>
<br>
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:17:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ merry christmas ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <br>
<a target="_blank" title="http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=0212320003" href="http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=0212320003">lovely
wee card</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:30:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Health & Safety and Equality Considerations for Christmas Songs and Carols ]]></title>
			<link>http://simplyfriends.yuku.com/topic/9805/t/Health-Safety--Equality-Considerations--Christmas-Songs--Car.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <div class="postcolor" id="post-23589">
  <strong>The Rocking Carol</strong>
  <br>
  Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir;
  <br>
  We will lend a coat of fur,
  <br>
  We will rock you, rock you, rock you,
  <br>
  We will rock you, rock you, rock you:
  <br>
  <br>
  Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular
  blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:16:08 GMT</pubDate>
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