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			<title><![CDATA[ Bloody Social Workers ]]></title>
			<link>http://simplyfriends.yuku.com/topic/9769/t/Bloody-Social-Workers.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Stories like this make me spit feathers. A young girl with learning difficulties has had to flee her home because social services have decided that she is too
stupid to care for her unborn child. And yet Peter Connelly is left to die at the hands of his &quot;mother&quot; and sent home from ER with a broken back? My
personal experience is that mothers like the girl in this case care more for their children because they are perfectly aware that they have to over-compensate
for their... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:32:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ How On Earth Did This Happen? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ So, a fanatical Muslim who happens to be a Major in the US Army went on the rampage at a military base yesterday killing 13 people and injuring 30 more. He had
apparantly come to the attention of the authroities over six months ago because he was making statements in support of suicide bombers and yet no formal
investigation had begun. Which begs the question - why was he not immediately suspended subject to an investigation? There seems to be overwhelming evidence
that this man was unstable... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:09:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ This Government Gets Worse By The Day ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ That shower that &quot;run&quot; the country appointed a 31-strong Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs. The ACMD published their report last week and the
bottom line of what it said was that alcohol and tobacco were more harmful than cannabis and ecstasy. They also criticised the Government&#39;s policy on
drugs. And the government&#39;s reaction - they sacked its leader. Today 2 more members resigned in protest and others may follow.
<br>
<br>
What is the point of the Government... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:03:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ EU To Ban Refunds ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ According to an article in the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/137380/EU-to-ban-all-shop-refunds">Express</a>, EU beaurocrats want to end the
right of shoppers to get their money back for shoddy goods. What are they going to stick their nose into next? What annoys me most about these ridiculous EU
directives and laws is that the UK is the only country which takes any notice. All of the other member states stick two fingers up and carry on as they were
before ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ The BNP ]]></title>
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Shower of cunts or...do they have a point?
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			<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:26:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Happy Birthday Internet ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <p>What a busy old year 1969 was.</p>

  <p>When man wasn&#39;t landing on the moon, the Beatles were performing their last concert together, Led Zeppelin were releasing Led Zeppelin I and the
  Rolling Stones were playing Altamont. Say no more.</p>

  <p>Meanwhile, on October 29, the first Arpanet network connection between remote computers was established.</p>

  <p>Arpanet was the military precursor to what we now know as the internet (the term &quot;internetting&quot; would... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:01:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I Like Opening Cans of Worms ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>According to the news site <a target="_blank" href="http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_3539738.html">Ananova</a>, a Channel 4 programme to be shown on November
7th is to show pop star Gary Glitter being &quot;executed&quot;. The 90-minute Channel 4 film reintroduces the death penalty to Britain and explores public
attitudes to it. Glitter, whose real name is Paul Gadd, signed the Sex Offenders&#39; Register last year after spending time in jail in Vietnam for child sex
offences.... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ What Is Your View On Strikes? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Postal workers are due to go on strike tomorrow in a row over pay, conditions and the Royal Mail&#39;s &quot;modernisation plans&quot;. I&#39;m pretty hacked
off about this, especially with the state of the country as it is at the moment. Over two million people are unemployed and hundreds of thousands of others are
facing pay freezes and pay decreases and yet these people see fit to paralyse the country because they have had to put up with the same as the rest of us. The
Royal Mail said that... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Whipped for wearing a 'deceptive' bra: Hardline Islamists in Somalia publicly flog women in Sharia c ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>A hardline Islamist group in Somalia has begun publicly whipping women for wearing bras that they claim violate Islam as they are &#39;deceptive&#39;.
<br>
<br>
The insurgent group Al Shabaab has sent gunmen into the streets of Mogadishu to round up any women who appear to have a firm bust, residents claimed
yesterday.</p>

<p>The women are then inspected to see if the firmness is natural, or if it is the result of wearing a bra.</p>

<p>If they are found wearing a bra, they are ordered to... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 14:16:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ What are the first news sites you go to..... ]]></title>
			<link>http://simplyfriends.yuku.com/topic/9728/t/What-are-the-first-news-sites-you-go-to-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ ....in the mornings (or when you hit your computers) if any?? I go to Drudge Report and The Daily Mail. Is that bad? <img alt="image" src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif">
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Where do you go and do you have other suggestions? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:39:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Blackface Jackson Skit Stuns Connick Jr.; Others Call Him a Hypocrite ]]></title>
			<link>http://simplyfriends.yuku.com/topic/9718/t/Blackface-Jackson-Skit-Stuns-Connick-Jr-----Hypocrite.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I always liked Harry Connick Jr.....
<br>
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			<title><![CDATA[ He thinks he can just come into someone&#39;s house naked! ]]></title>
			<link>http://simplyfriends.yuku.com/topic/9717/t/He-thinks-he-can-just-come-into-someone-39-s-house-naked-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ What a weirdo! Pic at the link....
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<h1 class="smallText" id="articleHdln"><a href="http://news.aol.com/article/naked-burglar-breaks-into-home-in/529816#"><font size="5">Naked Man Breaks Into
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			<title><![CDATA[ Good Old Boris Johnson ]]></title>
			<link>http://simplyfriends.yuku.com/topic/9711/t/Good-Old-Boris-Johnson.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I know that a lot of people think of the Lord Mayor of London as a pompous oaf but what I like about him most is that he is a character. I remember the days
when most of our leading politicians were like this. To me he is a breath of fresh air who speaks his mind and doesn&#39;t worry about &quot;spin&quot;.
He&#39;s a real WYSYWYG guy.
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He was interviewed on Monday night by Jeremy Paxman, who is a bit of a rottwelier (like a journalist should be) but sometimes he can be just... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:08:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Whose Bright Idea Was This One? ]]></title>
			<link>http://simplyfriends.yuku.com/topic/9707/t/Whose-Bright-Idea-Was-This-One-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ The man who planted the Brighton bomb in 1984 has been invited to the House of Commons to talk about &quot;forgiveness&quot;. Despite the fact that I am
pleased that there is now a precarious peace in the land of my birth, I have never been comfortable with the early release of any terrorists, especially this
one. But I have learned to accept that it was an inevitable part of the peace process. However, I think it adds insult to injury to treat these people as
anything more than the scumbags... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:52:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ British NHS intends to pay obese people to lose weight ]]></title>
			<link>http://simplyfriends.yuku.com/topic/9704/t/British-NHS-intends-to-pay-obese-people-to-lose-weight.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ This idea will probably end up being the best diet plan out there?
<br>
<br>
<br>
<strong><font size="5">British NHS intends to pay obese people to lose weight
<br></font></strong>

<p>Paying people to lose weight works better than diet plans, research suggests. A scheme being trialled by the NHS that rewards slimmers with cash or shopping
vouchers could be more than twice as effective, it is claimed.</p>

<p>Those who sign up to the programme, from a company known as Weight Wins, are paid if... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:29:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ 'Under the Harvest Moon' ]]></title>
			<link>http://simplyfriends.yuku.com/topic/9703/t/-Under-the-Harvest-Moon-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ We could all benefit to stop and look at a harvest moon a little more often, would you agree??
<br>
<br>
<a class="cnnAC360_headerL" title="Permanent Link: Dear President Obama #259: Under the harvest&nbsp;moon" href="http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2009/10/05/dear-president-obama-259-under-the-harvest-moon/" rel="bookmark"><strong><font color="#4D87C1" size="5">Dear President
Obama #259: Under the harvest moon</font></strong></a>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:19:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Film footage of Anne Frank ]]></title>
			<link>http://simplyfriends.yuku.com/topic/9701/t/Film-footage-of-Anne-Frank.html</link>
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<br>
<font size="5"><span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___Title__" class="headlineArticle">Anne Frank film clip shakes up
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			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 17:36:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Ass Bombs ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <h1 class="subheadlinemain"><a title="Permanent Link to Ass Bombs: The New Horrible Thing to Fear" target="_blank" href="http://www.prisonplanet.com/ass-bombs-the-new-horrible-thing-to-fear.html" rel="bookmark">Ass Bombs: The New Horrible Thing to Fear</a></h1>

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  <p>In a harrowing report, CBS introduces us to yet another thing to dread and fear, courtesy of that innovative R&amp;D team at Al Qaeda: Rectal bombs.
  <a... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:01:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Wyoming Story makes Headlines ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ You have to wonder who taught this boy to drive at so young in the first place and at such high speeds too. Sad....
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			<title><![CDATA[ Limits for Banking Compensation? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font size="2"><font face="Arial">The United States and a number of European countries are calling for limits on the compensation paid to bankers as a way to
control the risky practices that contributed to the global financial crisis. They say that bonuses paid to executives rewarded them for taking dangerous risks.
<strong>Should governments use limits on executive compensation as a tool to regulate the behavior of large corporations?
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<br></strong> A big yes imo!!!</font></font> ]]></description>

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